man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.
write a book
do you ever
do you ever just have
that one class
that one freaking class
that just depresses you when you think about it because
oh god you hate it so much
asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties
when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks
and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”
and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”
and then he’d spin around
there was my brother
I love everything about this.
Xephos loves bees because they’re delicious.
its just normal for his species to catch bugs right out of the air and eat them just like that, strife does it too
he eats them by gentley pulling the stinger out first, as not to accidentally sting himself on it for bees
bascially everything in theair around them is immediately in their mouths other than that
psrv finds it hilarious
ppl strife watches
- all the yogs
- no literally, all of the yogs (and hf)
people parv watches